MLA Rant

Okay, so just when word processors finally made the process of footnoting and endnoting easier, MLA decided that was not the way we should cite sources. Instead, we should use parenthetic notes and the list of Works Cited.

Okay, so we did.

Now, Word includes an automatic bibliography generator (I know, I know—it kinda sucks; all the bib generators kinda suck and they are all GIGO—Garbage in, Garbage out—but anyway, it’s there). So what does MLA do in response? They change all their formats.

Now instead of underlining, they’ve finally read their own book and they are using italics. And now—sheesh, are you ready—we have entered bizarro world.

Now we have to include the medium of publication (like APA, only worse)—even for BOOKS and journal articles (the medium for these, by the way is “print”). For journal articles accessed through library databases, we no longer need include the library information (which was silly anyway)—but now the medium is designated as “Web” (even though, technically, the library databases aren’t on the Web, but accessed through a portal FROM the Web (usually—anyway, go figure).

There’s even more silliness. You GOTTA be sitting down.

Once again, MLA has decreed we don’t need to include the URL for Web sources. MLA has decided that, heck, you can use a search engine. So just providing the medium (Web) works.

So, if the file happens to be in some format other than html or print, the medium gets, well, complicated (according to MLA anyway), so you have to designate Microsoft Word document, jpeg, television, radio, DVD, CD, LP (do you believe it!?), .PDF, etc. In other words, you have to know a lot of things that most of our students (and many of the rest of us) don’t know about a given source—and often don’t need to know.

Oh, yeah, and make sure you only include ONE space after a period (not two).

The 3rd edition of the (infamous) MLA Style Manual includes all of these changes and more.

Yet another reason to ignore MLA and adopt the 2nd edition of The Columbia Guide to Online Style instead! http://cup.columbia.edu/book/978-0-231-13210-7/the-columbia-guide-to-online-style .

Oh, yeah, but in case you were wondering: in the few instances where MLA does include a URL in their citation format, they still advise us to turn off hyperlinking so we can designate text that should be hyperlinked with (Gasp!) those silly angle brackets….

Are we having fun yet?