Monday, April 17, 2006

Kiwis Life Philosophies

Kiwi’s Life Philosophies

There are certain cogent philosophies by which I live my life. Just in case you want to know what they are, I’m listing some of the more important ones here.


  1. Hurry! Only one day left until tomorrow! (seen on a roadside sign somewhere in Florida)
  2. The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat! (attributed to Lily Tomlin)
  3. Today is the first day of the rest of my life (or is today the last day of the first of my life?) Either way, attribution is unknown.
  4. No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
There! Are you happy now?

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