There are certain cogent philosophies by which I live my life. Just in case you want to know what they are, I’m listing some of the more important ones here.
- Hurry! Only one day left until tomorrow! (seen on a roadside sign somewhere in Florida)
- The trouble with the rat race is that, even if you win, you’re still a rat! (attributed to Lily Tomlin)
- Today is the first day of the rest of my life (or is today the last day of the first of my life?) Either way, attribution is unknown.
- No trees were killed in the sending of this message. However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.