It's that time of year, when people start talking turkey. Well, some of us do anyway, especially when our minds turn to food. So, I'm talking with a friend about plans for Thanksgiving dinners past, present, and future (it was almost lunch time, and we were hungry!), and she tells me that turkeys are actually very stupid birds.
"They are so stupid," she says, "that they stand out in the rain with their heads up and almost drown!"
"Heh," sez I. "I wonder what would happen if you crossed a turkey with its head up in the rain with an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Her reply? "A really cool YouTube video!"
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